1. vagiants:

    Me: *before I take my first bite*

    Mom: is it good?

    (via urbanclictionary)

  2. ammit420:

    *lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

    (via lpod)

  3. multipack:

    if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

    (Source: ihaveremade, via communistbakery)

  4. bethmai:

    congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

    you win: nothing

    (Source: moaninglisasmile, via communistbakery)

  5. moraniarty:

    the tumblr video player

    image

    (via communistbakery)

  6. popularboyfriend:

    wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

    (Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND, via communistbakery)

  7. lunarphoenix:

    bruinsstrong:

    This story keeps on getting better and better

    how have I not seen this yet

    (via lpod)

  8. mcvirgin:

    when someone say  ”you’re welcome” before you get a chance to say “thankyou”image

    (Source: mcvirgin, via lpod)

  9. sprousetwinsblog:

    Social Experiment 2.0

    (via clannyphantom)

  10. niccageinabearcostume:

    Nobody won this day

    (Source: sofapizza, via urbanclictionary)

  11. ask-koki-kariya:

    suprarationality:

    The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

    Megan?
    Megan.

    (via americuntttttt)

    • first day of school:   30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
    • end of school year:   1 pencil you found in the hallway.
  12. babyferaligator:

    *steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

    (Source: 420dongsquad, via communistbakery)

    (Source: vanillish, via clannyphantom)

  13. (Source: monster-mack, via smosh)