1. messyfandom:

    the first and last dad joke

    (via sexbob-ombing)

  2. (Source: unclefather, via sexbob-ombing)

  3. fiftyshadesofstyles:

    i have never laughed so hard in my life

    (via smosh)

  4. clictator:

    It’s a metaphor

    (via foodless)

  5. mackllewhore:

    its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

    (via nessacarnesir)

  6. 17yr:


    drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

    (via svvords)

  7. alt-j:


    who keeps clogging the toilet

    now you got toilet water all over this nice pair of clogs

    (via svvords)

  8. pizzaforpresident:

    Behold the American education system

    (via foodless)

  9. adrians:


    the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear


    (via awkwardvagina)


    Celebrity twins

  10. illaminati:

    my natural enemy is a lemon

    (via awkwardvagina)

  11. whoredidthepartygo:

    sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

    (Source: whordinance, via showfuckingtime)

  12. vanillish:

    i saw this on netflix and i was like… wait a minuteimage

    isn’t that…


    (via awkwardvagina)

  13. (Source: memewhore, via svvords)